Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Quotes by Chanakya - II

First part of this can be found here.

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1) A man is born alone and dies alone; and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone; and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode. 

2) As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family. 

3) As long as your body is healthy and under control and death is distant, try to save your soul; when death is immanent what can you do? 

4) Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked ones are left standing. 

5) Do not reveal what you have thought upon doing, but by wise council keep it secret being determined to carry it into execution. 

6) He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy. 

7) He who lives in our mind is near though he may actually be far away; but he who is not in our heart is far though he may really be nearby. 

8) If one has a good disposition, what other virtue is needed? If a man has fame, what is the value of other ornamentation? 

9) It is better to die than to preserve this life by incurring disgrace. The loss of life causes but a moment's grief, but disgrace brings grief every day of one's life. 

10) O wise man! Give your wealth only to the worthy and never to others. The water of the sea received by the clouds is always sweet. 

11) One whose knowledge is confined to books and whose wealth is in the possession of others, can use neither his knowledge nor wealth when the need for them arises. 

12) Purity of speech, of the mind, of the senses, and of a compassionate heart are needed by one who desires to rise to the divine platform. 

13) Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune. 

14) The earth is supported by the power of truth; it is the power of truth that makes the sun shine and the winds blow; indeed all things rest upon truth. 

15) The happiness and peace attained by those satisfied by the nectar of spiritual tranquillity is not attained by greedy persons restlessly moving here and there. 

16) The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects. 

17) The one excellent thing that can be learned from a lion is that whatever a man intends doing should be done by him with a whole-hearted and strenuous effort. 

18) The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep. 

19) The wise man should restrain his senses like the crane and accomplish his purpose with due knowledge of his place, time and ability. 

20) There is no austerity equal to a balanced mind, and there is no happiness equal to contentment; there is no disease like covetousness, and no virtue like mercy. 

21) There is poison in the fang of the serpent, in the mouth of the fly and in the sting of a scorpion; but the wicked man is saturated with it. 

22) We should not fret for what is past, nor should we be anxious about the future; men of discernment deal only with the present moment. 

23) A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night. 

24) Whores don't live in company of poor men, citizens never support a weak company and birds don't build nests on a tree that doesn't bear fruits. 

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Some Inspiring Thoughts....

1. A leader is not a person who can perform better than his men... 
But the person who inspires them to perform better than he can… 

2. Don’t be disappointed if the world refuses you!! 
Einstein said: I am thankful to all those who said NO... It’s because of them, I did it myself… 

3. Whenever there is a hard job to be done, I assign it to a lazy man.. 
He is sure to find an easy way of doing it…--------- Bill Gates.. 

4. When flood comes fish eat ants.. When flood goes down ants eat fish.. 
Time matters… God gives opportunity to everyone… 

5. Prefer being a loser in the company of winners.. Rather than being a winner in the company of losers.. 

6. Try to adapt these golden rules : 
a. Never say you know everything 
b. Never say everything you know… 

7. Whatever we do, We must remember our aim at every moment.. If you dream to fly with eagles, don’t waste time in swimming with fishes… 

8.To prevent your Defeat ask idea from the first Bench people.. To Achieve your Success ask idea from last Bench people.. 

9. What is Success? In Simple words.. “When your signature transforms into an autograph”

 

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Strength of a Man and Beauty of a Woman .....

Strength of a Man 
The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.  
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.  
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.  
It is in the gentle words he whispers.  
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.  
It is how good a buddy he is with his kids.  
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work. 
It is in how respected he is at home.  
The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits..  
It is in how tender he touches.
 
The strength of a man isn't how many women he's Loved by.  
It is in can he be true to one woman.
 
The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.  
It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome.
 


Beauty of a Woman

The beauty of a woman 
Is not in the clothes she wears, 
The figure she carries, 
Or the way she combs her hair.  
The beauty of a woman  
Must be seen from her eyes, 
Because that is the doorway to her heart, 
The place where love resides.  
The beauty of a woman  
Is not in a facial mole, 
But true beauty in a woman  
Is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring that she lovingly gives,  
The passion that she shows, 
The beauty of a woman 
With passing years-only grows.

 

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Just Laugh ... Customer Support

1) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer : "Ok."

Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

 

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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

 

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3) Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."

Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."

Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer : "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."

 

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4) Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

 

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5) Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Tech support : ##### ***

 

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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer : "A white one."

Tech support : ******_____# ###

 

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7) Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"

Customer : "Pentium."

Tech support : ////-----+++

 

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8) Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

Tech support : ??????

 

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9) Customer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Tech Support : ?!%#$

 

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10) Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"

Tech support : ??????

 

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11) Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support : "What does it say?"

Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech support : @@@@@

 

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12) Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

 

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13) Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"

Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support : "Well?"

Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech support : *** ---- ++++

 

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The best of the lot

 

14) A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keep quite)

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

Tech support: 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support:: (hush hush)

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User : MS-DOS 6.22 .

Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.

Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech support : (hush hush)

User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

 

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Hight Of all (Too Good)

 

15) customer care officer: I need a product identification number right now and may help u in finding it out?

Cust: sure

CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

email from Mr. Narayan Murthy

I came across this nice email which is sent to all Infosys staff by none other than Mr. Narayan Murty. (Click here to know more about him)

 

Mail sent by Mr. Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff: 

It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on...   
PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing...   
And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look...   

All or most specimens are ??   
Something male species of the human race...   

Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors...   

And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!   
Any guesses???   
Let's ask one of them...   
Here's what he says... "What's there 2 do after going home...Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee that is why I am working late...Importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!"   

This is the scene in most research centers and software companies and other off-shore offices.   

Bachelors "Time-passing" during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do...   
Now what r the consequences...   

"Working" (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture.   

With bosses more than eager to provide support to those "working" late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback, (oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!).   
They aren't helping things too...   

To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between "sitting" late and "working" late!!!   

Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.   

So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... office is no longer a priority, family is.. and   
That's when the problem starts... b'coz u start having commitments at home too.   

For your boss, the earlier "hardworking" guy suddenly seems to become a "early leaver" even if u leave an hour after regular time... after doing the same amount of work.   

People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labelled as work-shirkers...   

Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays.. though) leave on time are labelled as "not up to it". All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on "working" not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time.   

So what's the moral of the story?? 

* Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!! 
  
* Never put in extra time " unless really needed " 
  
* Don't stay back unnecessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues. 


There are hundred other things to do in the evening..   

Learn music...   

Learn a foreign language...   

Try a sport... TT, cricket.........   

Importantly,get a girl friend or boy friend, take him/her around town...   

* And for heaven's sake, net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.   

Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *"Life's calling, where are you??"*   

Please pass on this message to all those colleagues and please do it before leaving time,   
don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!!   

IT'S A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC. 
  

PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON'T KNOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME. SIMPLE ! 


Regards,   
NARAYAN MURTHY.

 

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Note: I don’t know authenticity of this email. So, if you know that this is fake, please let me know so that I can remove it, this is because I have lot of respect for Mr. Narayan Murty and I don’t want to be wrong here.

 

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